FAQs
Q: How durable is the Bad Rap Javelin?
A: If you are using it as a javelin, it’s so durable. Way durable. We’d even go so far as to say big durable. If, however, you use it as a bat, a sword, or as the central timber of your workbench construction, it’s not great.
Q: How far can you throw the Javelin?
A: Farther than you, get good.
Q: How does the Javelin do in water?
A: No idea. We should probably test this.
Q: Do you really only give your products one star? Don’t you believe in them?
A: Rating stuff on a 5 star scale is for the birds, and the 5 star system has been plundered of all meaning by bots and corporations. The stuff we make is awesome, we wouldn’t sell it if it wasn’t. Trust us, buy it, enjoy it, tell all your friends. Listen to your friends when they tell you about stuff they love, it’s how you find stuff you’ll love too.
Q: Do I need to wear shoes while using your products?
A: You don’t ever need to wear shoes. Not in the supermarket, not in the coffee shop, not at work, and definitely not using our products. Evolution is a better designer than Tinker Hatfield, have some faith in the process.
Q: Are you guys really based in San Diego, or are you some faceless offshore corporation masquerading as locals for the branding opportunities?
A: Board and Brew is life, In & Out is mid-tier at best, Rolberto’s in Normal heights for the best chilaquiles, Pho Trux Xanh in Vista for the best Pho, the best local surf spot is– just kidding, we’re not surfers, but sharing surf spots on the internet is a nono(;
Q: What do you think of the general consumer shift towards inexpensive, low quality goods sold on Amazon as it pertains to US small businesses?
A: Great question, it’s really hard to wrap this up on a FAQ but we’ll try our best. In a nutshell, we think this is an overall negative trend for our society and for our economy, but it’s one that’s hard to get to the root of. Nice stuff is expensive to make, so it’s expensive to buy.
Q: Who are these hot models you have all over your website? They must have cost a fortune, and how did you get them to look like such goons playing with the javelin?
A: Aww shucks, that’s us! That’s the team! We’re a bunch of goons!
Q: How durable is the Bad Rap Javelin?
A: If you are using it as a javelin, it’s so durable. Way durable. We’d even go so far as to say big durable. If, however, you use it as a bat, a sword, or as the central timber of your workbench construction, it’s not great.
Q: How far can you throw the Javelin?
A: Farther than you, get good.
Q: How does the Javelin do in water?
A: No idea. We should probably test this.
Q: Do you really only give your products one star? Don’t you believe in them?
A: Rating stuff on a 5 star scale is for the birds, and the 5 star system has been plundered of all meaning by bots and corporations. The stuff we make is awesome, we wouldn’t sell it if it wasn’t. Trust us, buy it, enjoy it, tell all your friends. Listen to your friends when they tell you about stuff they love, it’s how you find stuff you’ll love too.
Q: Do I need to wear shoes while using your products?
A: You don’t ever need to wear shoes. Not in the supermarket, not in the coffee shop, not at work, and definitely not using our products. Evolution is a better designer than Tinker Hatfield, have some faith in the process.
Q: Are you guys really based in San Diego, or are you some faceless offshore corporation masquerading as locals for the branding opportunities?
A: Board and Brew is life, In & Out is mid-tier at best, Rolberto’s in Normal heights for the best chilaquiles, Pho Trux Xanh in Vista for the best Pho, the best local surf spot is– just kidding, we’re not surfers, but sharing surf spots on the internet is a nono(;
Q: What do you think of the general consumer shift towards inexpensive, low quality goods sold on Amazon as it pertains to US small businesses?
A: Great question, it’s really hard to wrap this up on a FAQ but we’ll try our best. In a nutshell, we think this is an overall negative trend for our society and for our economy, but it’s one that’s hard to get to the root of. Nice stuff is expensive to make, so it’s expensive to buy.
Q: Who are these hot models you have all over your website? They must have cost a fortune, and how did you get them to look like such goons playing with the javelin?
A: Aww shucks, that’s us! That’s the team! We’re a bunch of goons!