FINGER
ITS
BUTT
FOR
OPTIMAL
PERFORMANCE
The Classic
Our personal favorite. You want distance and speed, baby? You can never go wrong with the classic.
The "Single-Handedly"
Like the classic but with a lil more pizzaz. Yoink it far. Who needs control when you have style.
The Prancing Pony
Just kidding. THIS is my favorite one.
The "30+ Year Old Metal Fan with Bad Knees"
Throwing the Javelin is cool. Throwing out your back is not.